You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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