So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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