Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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