i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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