i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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