It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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