Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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