You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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