if you like me you must not know who I am
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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