so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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