This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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