We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm at about main and main street
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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