My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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