Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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