she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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