This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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