so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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