The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
