i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I looked at my own cervix.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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