i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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