3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
