Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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