I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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