North Korea, Best Korea!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
