do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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