Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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