Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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