So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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