there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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