Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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