Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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