This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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