Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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