Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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