so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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