Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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