my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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