Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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