Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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