is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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