lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
