Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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