It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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