god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the liver wants what the liver wants
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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