ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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