Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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