I just made out with a guy for $7.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have post one night stand depression
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