Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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