you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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