i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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