i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
