well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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