Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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